Old Yellow Bricks

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ruffboijuliaburnsides:
fifty-shadesofgay:
lo-kaia:
hallucin8:
Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

378902 5 years ago

beyoncescock:

i relate to all kinds of spongebob memes

150021 5 years ago

204459 5 years ago

ruinedchildhood:

Source

309033 5 years ago

xlvee:

thebestoftumbling:
girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress
this has made me so happy

606691 5 years ago

36729 5 years ago

erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

604640 5 years ago

zachtheimpailer:

tulipmaster:
Fun facts of countries 1:
Austria: The Austrians invented croissants not the French.
Belgium: World top exporter in billiard balls.
Canada: Canada built a UFO landing pad in 1967.
China: Green bean-flavoured ice pops can be bought in China.
Denmark: No place in Denmark is more than 30 miles (50 km) from the sea.
Finland: There is a dinosaur heavy metal band in Finland that is incredibly popular with children.
France: You can marry a dead person in France.
Germany: It’s illegal to run out of fuel on the highway.
Iceland: They don’t have any mosoqitoes in Iceland.
Italy: There is a free 24-hour red wine fountain in central Italy.
Japan: They use more paper for comics than for toilet paper.
Netherlands: The Dutch cultivated orange carrots to honour Willem of Orange.
Norway: Norway introduced salmon sushi to the Japanese.
Poland: Max Factor was invented by a pole.
Sweden: Sweden pays high school students $187 per month to attend school.
Switzerland: In 2007, Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein.
United kingdom: The Navy used Britney Spears’ music to scare off Somali pirates at the east African coast.
United States of America: 100 acres of pizza are served in the United States every day.
Imagine being a Somali pirate in that situation.
“Is that an American ship?”
“Nah m8, ITS BRITNEY BITCH”